MR. LANCER SWORE IN BOOK TITLES OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
that nigga dead, he summoned ifrit with that balloon
the fire nation struck again
frodo coulda destroyed the ring in that room
casting for the new human torch
u think his fedora protected him or nah
Why the hell
More than likely if he had taken the time to read the spray bottle it would tell him in big bold letters “FLAMMABLE”.
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”
here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog
god bless the kringlefucker
Cats Don’t Dance
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
oh god damnit nintendo